Hned ve vchodu na\u0161eho domova holky v\u00edt\u00e1 devades\u00e1tilet\u00e1 prababi\u010dka. Vr\u00fdv\u00e1 jim palcem k\u0159\u00ed\u017eky do m\u011bkou\u010dk\u00fdch \u010del. Dusot kopyt. Vaj\u00ed\u010dka s ml\u00e1\u010faty instinktivn\u011b odhazuju v d\u00e1l, nebo\u0165 se na m\u011b \u0159\u00edt\u00ed 56kg dal\u0161\u00edch rozp\u0159a\u017een\u00fdch d\u011bt\u00ed. Vz\u00e1p\u011bt\u00ed se zd\u00e1, \u017ee krom k\u0159\u00ed\u017ek\u016f na \u010delech budou m\u00edt holky do\u017eivotn\u011b celot\u011blov\u011b vytetovan\u00e9 i 3D podobizny sv\u00fdch sourozenc\u016f. Trochu dojat\u011b sleduju ten v\u00fdjev se \u0161\u00e1lkem dom\u00e1c\u00edho espressa. Ob\u010das zkontroluju, jestli je\u0161t\u011b ml\u00e1\u010fata d\u00fdchaj\u00ed. Jinak dobr\u00fd.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Vol\u00e1 mlad\u0161\u00ed sestra, \u017ee by se (s ro\u010dn\u00ed dcerou) r\u00e1da zapojila do na\u0161eho dom\u00e1c\u00edho dopipl\u00e1v\u00e1n\u00ed dvoj\u010dat. D\u011bl\u00e1 to ze sobeck\u00e9ho d\u016fvodu, nebo\u0165 nechce zd\u011bdit do sv\u00e9 pidirodinky na\u0161ich p\u011bt d\u011bt\u00ed, a\u017e mi tady z toho hr\u00e1bne a zhoupnu se na lustru. S d\u00edky odm\u00edt\u00e1m: \u201cMatky po cel\u00e9m sv\u011bt\u011b zvl\u00e1daj\u00ed mnohem v\u011bt\u0161\u00ed po\u010dty d\u011bt\u00ed v mnohem nehostinn\u011bj\u0161\u00edch podm\u00ednk\u00e1ch. Zm\u00e1knu to taky, ne?\u201d Je\u0161t\u011b\u017ee jde o ot\u00e1zku \u0159e\u010dnickou a nemus\u00edm se ztrap\u0148ovat s odpov\u011bd\u00ed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Celost\u00e1tn\u00ed lockdown se n\u00e1hle oko\u0159e\u0148uje distan\u010dn\u00ed v\u00fdukou. Druh\u00e1k zprvu nad\u0161en dopoledn\u00edm p\u0159\u00edstupem k PC u\u017e po dvou dnech v\u00fduky simuluje hluchotu, infarkt, reinkarnaci v pavouka, ochrnut\u00ed, zdebiln\u011bn\u00ed, tr\u00f3jsk\u00e9ho kon\u011b\u2026cokoli. P\u00ed.u\u010ditelka p\u0159i v\u00fduce opakovan\u011b nal\u00e9h\u00e1 na p\u0159\u00edtomnost dosp\u011bl\u00e9 osoby v d\u011btsk\u00e9m pokoji, kter\u00e1\u017eto by zosobnila jej\u00ed prodlou\u017eenou ruku. Ch\u00e1pu. Nab\u00edz\u00edm mo\u017enosti proveden\u00ed. Bu\u010fto v\u00fduku obohat\u00edm o \u0159vouc\u00ed nemluv\u0148ata a ob\u010dasnou n\u00e1v\u0161t\u011bvu dosti mluvn\u00e9 dvoule\u0165a\u010dky a p\u0159ed\u0161kol\u00e1ka. Nebo do t\u0159\u00eddy zasedne man\u017eel, kter\u00fd si t\u00edm na dobu neur\u010ditou prodlou\u017e\u00ed ty ub\u011bhl\u00e9 2 m\u011bs\u00edce neplacen\u00e9ho volna, co si hr\u00e1l doma na matku\u2026 . A brzy dojdeme do bodu, kdy budeme k ob\u011bdu serv\u00edrovat slabik\u00e1\u0159 nebo dvoj\u010data.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Vol\u00e1m sest\u0159e, \u017ee jsem ochotn\u00e1 p\u0159ijmout jej\u00ed n\u00e1vrh o roz\u0161\u00ed\u0159en\u00ed na\u0161\u00ed tradi\u010dn\u00ed rodiny na dnes tak modern\u00ed polykulu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Dv\u011b matky na \u0161est d\u011bt\u00ed. To zn\u00ed jako velk\u00e1 pohodinda. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
V praxi to vypad\u00e1 zhruba takto: p\u0159esn\u011b v p\u016fl osm\u00e9 u na\u0161eho domu vyklop\u00ed \u0161vagr cestou do pr\u00e1ce mou sestru s dcerou. Ta si odemkne kl\u00ed\u010dem, kter\u00fd jsme j\u00ed v\u011bnovali, aby se c\u00edtila pr\u00e1voplatnou sou\u010d\u00e1st\u00ed rodiny (bez hlasovac\u00edho pr\u00e1va, za to ale s vlastn\u00edm kl\u00ed\u010dem). Nedono\u0161enkyn\u011b d\u016frazn\u011b projevuj\u00ed z\u00e1jem o dono\u0161en\u00ed. Nacvak\u00e1v\u00e1m si na sebe K2, proto\u017ee K1 je v\u00edce kompatibiln\u00ed s mou sestrou. Takhle vybavena vstupuju do v\u00fduky, zat\u00edmco sestra mentoruje zbytek mal\u00fdch lid\u00ed v ob\u00fdv\u00e1ku. Na\u0161e vz\u00e1jemn\u00e1 chemie funguje tak dokonale, \u017ee v\u017edycky p\u0159esn\u011b pozn\u00e1 \u010das vhodn\u00fd k prost\u0159\u00edd\u00e1n\u00ed. Kdy\u017e \u0159vu tak, \u017ee od zdiva odskakuje om\u00edtka a u\u017e u\u017e se uchyluji k prohozen\u00ed nejstar\u0161\u00edho potomka zav\u0159en\u00fdm oknem, beze slova vstoup\u00ed sestra a j\u00e1 se st\u00e1hnu k odpo\u010dinku a mor\u00e1ln\u00edm v\u00fd\u010ditk\u00e1m. Po dal\u0161\u00ed p\u016flhodin\u011b se k mor\u00e1ln\u00edm v\u00fd\u010ditk\u00e1m uchyluje i sestra. \u0158e\u0161\u00edme to \u010dernou \u010dokol\u00e1dou a \u010dern\u00fdm humorem. Celkov\u011b dost t\u011b\u017e\u00edme z toho, \u017ee jsme uhn\u011bten\u00e9 z jednoho t\u011bsta.
Takhle si tu \u017eijem dva a p\u016fl m\u011bs\u00edce, dokud se holky neza\u010dnou samy zabavovat vz\u00e1jemn\u00fdm pasen\u00edm se na dece. Ve chv\u00edli, kdy sest\u0159e slavnostn\u011b ozn\u00e1m\u00edme, \u017ee u\u017e si m\u016f\u017ee zas vymot\u00e1vat toale\u0165\u00e1k na vlastn\u00ed toalet\u011b a vy\u017e\u00edrat su\u0161enky ve vlastn\u00edm \u0161pajzu, ozn\u00e1m\u00ed n\u00e1m m\u00e9n\u011b slavnostn\u011b, \u017ee se j\u00ed u n\u00e1s poda\u0159ilo op\u011bt ot\u011bhotn\u011bt, tak\u017ee se j\u00ed ten vyhazov vlastn\u011b hod\u00ed. Toti\u017e jako\u017ee snad asi \u00fapln\u011b u n\u00e1s k tomu jin\u00e9mu stavu nedo\u0161lo\u2026ale ty novorozeneck\u00e9 hormony hutn\u00edc\u00ed ovzdu\u0161\u00ed k tomu rozhodn\u011b p\u0159isp\u011bly. Celkov\u011b jsme j\u00ed sekeru za pobyt vypo\u010d\u00edtali na 1km toale\u0165\u00e1ku, 3kg su\u0161enek s \u010dokol\u00e1dou a jedno d\u00edt\u011b\u2026to si ale m\u016f\u017ee nechat. Koneckonc\u016f i j\u00e1 m\u00e1m u sv\u00e9 star\u0161\u00ed sestry u\u017e p\u00e1r let dluh, kter\u00fd j\u00ed asi nikdy nesplat\u00edm. Jedn\u00e1 se o cca 1,5 litru mate\u0159sk\u00e9ho ml\u00e9ka, kter\u00fd v\u011bnovala na\u0161\u00ed \u0161estined\u011bln\u00ed Baru, kdy\u017e m\u011b houkav\u00e9 auto odvezlo s tromb\u00f3zou v hlav\u011b. Zat\u00edmco se mi krevn\u00ed sra\u017eenina bezstarostn\u011b pohupovala ve splavech mozkov\u00fdch, star\u0161\u00ed sestra stejn\u011b bezstarostn\u011b nasedla na m\u00e9 m\u00edsto v \u201ckoj\u00edc\u00edm\u201d k\u0159esle a obhospoda\u0159ila sv\u00e9 i m\u00e9 nemluvn\u011b. Star\u00e9 spory jsou ty tam. Je p\u0159\u00edjemn\u00e9 z \u201cobdob\u00ed vz\u00e1jemn\u00e9ho \u0161kub\u00e1n\u00ed hlavov\u00e9ho porostu\u201d vyr\u016fst do \u201cobdob\u00ed vz\u00e1jemn\u00e9ho sd\u00edlen\u00ed d\u011bt\u00ed\u201d.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
A a jak\u00e9 z toho plyne ponau\u010den\u00ed? Pokud ji je\u0161t\u011b nem\u00e1te, po\u0159i\u010fte si sestru. M\u016f\u017ee se st\u00e1t, \u017ee v\u00e1s s t\u00edmto po\u017eadavkem va\u0161e matinka po p\u0159echodu po\u0161le k \u010dertu, nebo n\u011bkam hloub\u011bji. V tom p\u0159\u00edpad\u011b alespo\u0148 po\u0159i\u010fte sestru sv\u00e9 dce\u0159i (nejl\u00e9pe dv\u011b-t\u0159i pro sichr). V\u011bzte, \u017ee pro ni v \u017eivot\u011b velice pravd\u011bpodobn\u011b nikdo jin\u00fd takov\u00e9 v\u011bci neud\u011bl\u00e1.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
M\u011bjme se fajn a bu\u010fme hodn\u00ed. Na sv\u00e9 sestry obzvl\u00e1\u0161t\u011b!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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